Murphy

From my latest addiction orkut a community for my beloved Murphy.
For the uninfomed Murphy put into words what all of us have felt at certain points in our lives reproduced below.

Murphy's Original Law
If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

Murphy's Law
If anything can go wrong -- it will.

Murphy's First Corollary
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy's Second Corollary
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law
Everything goes wrong all at once.

Murphy's Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

The Murphy Philosophy
Smile... tomorrow will be worse.

You can find more about Captain Edward A Murphy after whom the law is named and other trivia here .
You can also find him all around you, especially when you are wishing for some luck. If you haven't seen him yet nature will conspire and you will soon have your relevation soon. May the Murph..force be with you.